Book Boyfriends (Boy Toys) - Decayed Souls

以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供

Lyrics by：Zane Cyphers

Composed by：Zane Cyphers

Produced by：Zane

Yeah

This one's about my wife heh

这首歌是写我老婆的 嘿

And her infinite men

和她那些数不清的男人们

Her Kindle's basically a brothel at this point

她的Kindle现在活像个风月场所

'Kay hey hey

My wife ain't cheating but her Kindle sure is

我妻子没出轨 但她的Kindle可说不准

'Cause she's got 30 fake dudes all calling her "miss"

因为有三十个虚拟男人都管她叫"女士"

There's a fae king a wolf shifter a demon on deck

这里有精灵王 狼人变形者 恶魔随时待命

And a vampire who's somehow always kissing her neck

还有个吸血鬼不知怎的老爱吻她脖颈

She laughs kicks her feet gets all blushy and warm

她咯咯笑着踢腾双脚 脸蛋红扑扑发烫

While I'm in the kitchen fighting Tupperware like a storm

我却在厨房跟保鲜盒大战三百回合

I'm like "Babe you good?"

She's like "O-M-G wait

我问："宝贝你还好吗？"

她喊："天呐等等"

The orc just picked her up like she's his fated mate"

兽人直接把她抱起来 活像命定伴侣

Girl how I'm supposed to compete with that?

姑娘啊 这让我怎么比得过

These dudes got wings tattoos and stamina stats

这些家伙有着翅膀纹身和耐力数值

Meanwhile I'm over here with back pain and snacks

At night whoa

而我却在这边腰酸背痛吃着零食

夜晚时分 哇哦

My wife got book boyfriends lined up in rows

我妻子把书里的男友们排成行

She could start a damn army with the men she chose

她选中的男人都能组建一支队伍了

Every night she's like "O-M-G new toy"

And I'm just standing here like "Girl what about your boy?"

每晚她都喊着："天啊又有新玩具"

而我只能站在这里说："姑娘，你男朋友怎么办？"

She got a harem a whole damn crew

她有个后宫 整整一帮人

Six in every book and she reads book two

每本书都有六个角色 她正读着第二卷

She don't need reality she got her joys

她不需要现实 书中自有快乐

A library full of delicious boy toys

Look babe

图书馆里满是可口的男孩玩偶

看啊宝贝

"Look babe don't take it so rough

"看啊宝贝 别太难过

Just 'cause my book-men are a little more buff

就因为我书里的男人更健壮些

They got claws magic fangs torsos carved like art

他们有魔爪 獠牙 艺术雕刻的身躯

You got dad jokes snack crumbs and a good heart

而你只有老爸笑话 零食碎屑 和善良的心"

Which is cute but these men be like 'My queen my mate

这虽然可爱，可书里的那些男人，总会说'我的女王，我的伴侣'

Let me worship you all night with unholy fate'

'让我整夜将你奉若神明，不顾世俗天命'

Meanwhile you're like 'Babe want a DoorDash fry?'

可你呀，却只会问'亲爱的，要不要DoorDash的薯条？'

I love you boo but these men got thighs"

我爱你，宝贝，可那些男人有着健硕的大腿

She'll finish a series and swear she's fine

她读完一部系列小说，总说自己没事了

Then 30 minutes later she's got a new man online

可不出半小时，她又在电子书里觅得了新欢

I ask "Who's he?"

我问："他是谁？"

She says "Oh just a prince"

她答道："哦，不过是个王子罢了"

Then shows me a cover with a dude who's all rinse and ripped

She says "Babe he's sweet and he calls her his treasure"

她递来封面 上面印着肌肉精壮的型男

轻语"亲爱的他多温柔 总唤她作珍宝"

Girl if I talked like that you'd call 9-1 for pressure

姑娘 我若这般说话 你早该报警求救

But hey if she's happy with her little book clan

不过若她沉醉在这虚拟男友团

I guess I'm okay being boyfriend number

我想当第十号男友也无妨

Turns damn ten

My wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain

见鬼 都第十个了

我妻子脑海里挤满了书中的完美情人

I swear if they paid rent we'd be rollin' in gain

我发誓要是他们付房租 我们早就赚翻了

She dimples giggles screams "Oh my God"

她时而梨涡浅笑 时而娇声惊呼"天啊"

While I'm just sitting there feeling oddly flawed

而我只能呆坐一旁 莫名感到格格不入

She got a harem a magical squad

她有个神奇的后宫小队

Each one built like a Roman Greek god

每个成员都如希腊罗马神祇般完美

She don't need reality she got her joys

她不需要现实 书中自有快乐

Stacked like Jenga with her pretty boy toys

她的俊俏男孩们像积木般层层叠叠

She says "Babe he's sweet and he calls her his treasure"

轻语"亲爱的他多温柔 总唤她作珍宝"

Girl if I talked like that you'd call 9-1 for pressure

姑娘 我若这般说话 你早该报警求救

But hey if she's happy with her little book clan

不过若她沉醉在这虚拟男友团

I guess I'm okay being boyfriend number

我想当第十号男友也无妨

Ten

十号

Damn ten

My wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain

天啊 十个

我妻子脑海里挤满了书中的完美情人

I swear if they paid rent we'd be rollin' in gain

我发誓要是他们付房租 我们早就赚翻了

She dimples giggles screams "Oh my God"

她时而梨涡浅笑 时而娇声惊呼"天啊"

While I'm just sitting there feeling oddly flawed

而我只能呆坐一旁 莫名感到格格不入

She got a harem a magical squad

Each one built like a Roman Greek god

她有个神奇的后宫小队

每个成员都如希腊罗马神祇般完美

She don't need reality she got her joys

她不需要现实 书中自有快乐

Stacked like Jenga with her pretty boy toys

她的俊俏男孩们像积木般层层叠叠

Look babe I get it

亲爱的 我明白

They're fictional don't cry

他们不过是虚构 别为此伤怀

I'm not crying just heavily hydrated in the eye

我没有哭泣 只是眼睛太过湿润

You'll always be my main character babe

宝贝，你永远是我生命的主角

Until the next series drops

直到下一部剧集上映

Probably

或许吧